Little Rascals

I try to walk my dog on a daily basis.  Now that the weather is nice, we've been going quite a bit.  But I am having flashbacks to elementary school lately.  There is a group of kids, probably around ten years old, that always make comments about my "wiener"  dog.  However, they always leave out the dog part.  Here are a few of the most common:

"Can I play with your wiener?"

"Your wiener is furry."

"You're a wiener lover."

I'm beginning to get offended.  And so is Elliott.